Quotes of the Day
Five dollar,
Five dollar foot long,
Five dollar foot shlong,
Five dollar foot long shlong,
I wish I was retarded as him.
I’m gonna go to the skate park today. It’s raining, so I want to get as much skating in as I can!
What with these blood stains on this towel?
Mom, she was a virgin
Are you constantly being distracted while driving, or falling asleep at the wheel? There’s an app to fix that.
I’m losing my drunk, I got to go find my drunk again

No interesting quotes today

Hey, the first draft of the Constitution was written on Kemp, you know marijuana. This proves that humans and pot were made for each other.
Dude! I just took a picture of a pig cop that’s eating our pig roast!